Anonymous: happy anniversary :) 9 months <3 !! I love you :) 

LOL UGH :))) HAPPY 9 MONTHS I LOVE YOU! how come i got this one? :(…

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

(Source: eqocentric, via manipulators)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what’s time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou, via hate)